The Bills Become First Football Team to Best Two Opponents in One Game
Written by Danford *This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* KANSAS CITY, KS — In what was strangely reminiscent of Canadian […]
The 1-2 Punch in the Bills Run Game
It is safe to say that coming into 2021, one of the Bills main focuses on offense was going to be their run game. A season ago, the team proved that they could do literally everything else on the offensive side of the ball, but may have shown that their inability to run the ball […]
3 Big Things We’ve Learned Through 3 Weeks of Bills Football (In no particular order)
Written by Cullen Tonge (@tongec2018) 1. Re-signing Matt Milano was one of the, if not the best, free agent signings of the NFL offseason. We all knew that going into the offseason that signing Matt Milano back to our beloved Bills was going to be tough. Many of us didn’t think that it was even […]
Josh Allen Reportedly Trained with Roy Kent to Break Performance Funk
Written by Danford (@danfordian_) *This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* Roy Kent staring in absolute disgust at the ‘little pricks’ […]
Game Preview: Bills Redemption tour kicks off Sunday vs. Steelers
By: Joe Konze Jr | jkonzejr@gmail.com It’s been a little over 230 days since the Buffalo Bills suffered a gut-wrenching 34-24 defeat to the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship game. Visions of Stefon Diggs watching the Arrowhead Stadium ticker-tape parade still lingers in the minds of the #BillsMafia fanbase, and the bitter taste […]
BREAKING: Buffalo Bills Sign Local Middle Schooler to Learn the Art of Twitter-Trolling
*This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* Butch “Meany Face” McGavin on the verge of dropping absolute heat towards his teammates. […]
5 Concept Helmets the Buffalo Bills Need to Wear
The NFL recently decided to retract their policy of only allowing one helmet per player per season, which will allow teams to add an alternate lid to their uniform rotations beginning in the 2022 season. Throughout the years, we’ve seen many unique throwback jerseys and some completely miss the mark due to the color clash […]
The Buffalo Bills’ Best Kept Secret: Isaiah Hodgins
By: Alex “MereKat” LeMere As a rookie, Gabriel (not Gabe) Davis stole the show last season for the Buffalo Bills. The rookie receiver, fresh out of UCF, put together a highlight reel of toe drag snags along the sidelines, dominated one-on-one battles with defensive backs and expressed a flair for hauling in touchdowns that cemented […]
Navigating Challenges Presented by NFL Offseason Training Activities (OTAs)
One unintended consequence of the COVID-19 pandemic has been a change in how offseason training activities (OTAs) are conducted by the NFL. Last season sessions were done virtually via Zoom and players trained at their own facilities, mostly at home with guidance from trainers and teams’ health professionals. Players had tailor made protocols for conditioning, […]
Time for BillsMafia to become ‘Championship Caliber’ FAMbase
When Sean McDermott rolled into Orchard Park one of the first things he did to change the beaten down culture in the locker room was to post the two words “Playoff Caliber” all over where players congregate at One Bills Drive. He created this ‘theme’ very early in his tenure because he wanted players to […]