Disclaimer: The Real Housewives are superstars. It’s fair to say that mathematically it’s just as difficult to become a Real Housewife on BRAVO as it is to play professional sports, if not moreso. For these reasons, my analysis of RHONY and RHOBH will reflect their stature.
Power Rankings Following Episode 6
1. Eboni Williams 2. Sonja Morgan 3. Ramona Singer 4. Heather Thomson 5. Leah McSweeney 6. Luann de Lesseps
FOLKS we are back at it and Heather’s just a plain psycho IMO. I just remembered that Eboni set Leah off at the end of last episode lmao. “I thought a vow of silence was a good idea” -Luann, to Leah
Are Luann and I on the same page for the first time this season? Voting is in this episode??? Fugghhhh
“Sometimes you have to let a girl vent” -Sonja stays winning for that one. These parties are legitimately outrageous, I mean my god they must spend 20-30k on these things and then its just for 6-10 people. COVID world I guess. “I wanna put my best breast forward.” Ok Ramona I like it, Ramona lifting weights for her talent is hysterical lmao. Crickets. Altho 40 push-ups is impressive, she earned an early trip home from the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.
Heather lmfao…dressed as a cheerleader? How many Office references can one episode of RHONY have? If Heather wins I might be done:.
Lol the Leah reaction to winning out of a 6 person group. Luann rigged it, what a good friend. This season has been a bit all over the place but friendship as a theme is shining through in this eppy.
Arguably Eboni’s first big solo storyline…sister coming out of the woodwork?!? Very interested to see where this goes because everything Eboni does is fresh and new and she is the last person you would want to try to con.
Love this gym guy? He’s the greatest. Sonja asks: “Why don’t I have a mask” and Martin remarks: “Cuz I don’t give a fuck about you.” MARTIN!!! Fight the good fight Lol he then calls Sonja a slut (for inspiration people) and lets her beat the shit out of him. Martin Snow has been one of the best personalities on this show the past 2 seasons.
It’s election night at Eboni’s. Luann remarks: “it’s gonna take days to know” she really shouldve been on the news telling people. Relatable Luann is the best Luann: “Even I get aggressive for chips and guac”
Then there’s a legitimate discussion about Ramona using her African-American friends to portray an image of herself that isn’t accurate. Sonja and Luann both agree as Eboni feels like she’s been played a bit. I’ll tell you what this show isn’t doing much to save Ramona at the moment.
Lmfao Sonja asks Eboni if she’s serving sirloin ahahahahahaha and Eboni gets legitimately offended. “Filet and Lobster baby” Prob the funniest thing of the season. “Sonja has the tolerance of a 7th grader” remarks Eboni. Next week we go to Harlem.
Power Rankings Following Episode 6
1. Eboni 2. Sonja 3. Luann 4. Leah 5. Martin Snow 6. Heather 7. Ramona