That didn’t realize their broadcast package didn’t have NBC right until kickoff. I was minding my own business at 6:49 p.m. EST when my neighbor had the AUDACITY to message me:
“Hey, ya got a pair of rabbit ears I can borrow??”
It took all the strength I had (not to fall apart, oops wrong song) to not respond to him: “Yeah, I keep them in the basement with my Tomagachi and my Walkman brb” I mean, I truly couldn’t believe what I was reading.
If that wasn’t enough, I was reeling from Rodney Harrison being the only expert not to pick the Bills when my GroupMe app erupted. My poor friend Adam was only realizing the precariousness of his broadcast situation with mere minutes to kickoff.
Like Doug Whaley once said when he missed last call, “desperate times call for desperate measures.” How badly did people want to see this game? Well, to heck with waiting on hold while Carrie Underwood is blasting, let’s roll out the red carpet for some ESPANOL!!!
From now on, when I want to cause a stir and be auspicious, I’m just gonna say I’m at my local hangout. Doesn’t sound like it was much of a fiesta, though, unless you have a strong disdain for Cris Collinsworth.
However, it seems like listening to the game on Telemundooooooooooooo was the least of people’s problems. No protective media user would ever want to drive someone into the arms of…
…COMCASTT!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I think this study best shows how you prioritize the Bills in your life. Sure maybe people are working on Sunday before the game, maybe they have errands or are doing their Christmas shopping. However, if you truly were WAITING ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT, then you were more than likely solving this problem beforehand, much like our buddy Warloc.
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