DING DONG the Witch of Baseball is DEAD, Angel Hernandez Retires

Every so often, something happens that you didn’t expect to happen that just makes so much sense. Like when companies realized their staff could work from home during COVID, or when any KFC combines with a Taco Bell or Pizza Hut.

However, this news during Memorial Day weekend surprised even my wackadoo brain.

As we can see, I’m not just hopping on a bandwagon here, this has been something I’ve hoped and dreamed of for a long time:

The first question one might have is if Angel Hernandez is SOOoOoOoO bad at his job, how was he able to keep this position in the most premiere league in the world?

So, I’ve gotten you up to speed. Angel Hernandez was a terrible umpire in the MLB (missed strike calls are the most egregious issue in current sport?) who finally had enough. But enough of what? Well, people telling him he sucked, and here’s all the evidence you need: