BREAKING: Degenerate Al Receives BYE Into Final Four of Labatt Blue Pop-a-ShotaPalooza

FOLKS, there were a lot of questionable moments from the Opening Round of the Labatt Blue Pop-a-ShotaPalooza this past weekend. From whether or not Degenerate Al could cover the spread, to Producer Don’s wardrobe, to Merekat’s love of hamburger helper…A LOT of the opening round left the audience enthralled for more, but also scratching their heads.

There was heartbreak, perseverance, theatrics and mucho mucho more as the 16 competitors prepared for their chance at the Labatt Blue Championship. A belt revered from your biggest chugger to that person that had their beer knocked out of their hands all over the nice wood floors. Speaking of heartbreak, one opening round bout got cancelled when a competitor received a close contact COVID warning. (said competitor is in isolated recovery, returning to work this week) As a result, Degenerate Al’s opening round victory will clinch a de facto Final Four bid for the gunslinger out of Cheektovegas.

“No matter what, there was gonna be controversy in a Trainwreck Sports-run event” Tournament Official MANIAC discussed with reporters Tuesday, “If people weren’t stirring up controversy about this they’d be stirring up controversy about Monster’s mask, Don’s outfit, or Benksy’s throwing motion.”

The decision from tournament officials accelerates Al into a Final 4 spot despite having one of the lower first round scores. Factoring in this as well as some of the criticism from around Pop-a-ShotaPalooza circles, it sounds like DA isn’t in the clear yet: “A lot of people want him disqualified,” MANIAC discussed “To be honest, I thought they had no ground to stand on with the DQ claims. Then one commenter DM’d me saying…’Can’t spell disqualify wthout Al’ and well, they definitely have a point.”

See who else makes the next round as well as the other hijinks and excitement from the Labatt Blue Pop-a-ShotaPalooza LIVE THIS WEEKEND on all Trainwreck platforms and follow along with all things Labatt on Twitter/Instagram at @LabattUSA !!!