Nickelodeon To Show MMA in Next Big Collaboration, Teaching Kids the Wholesome Art of Kicking Ass
*This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* BY: DANFORD LAS VEGAS, NV – Following the unprecedented success of their fun-filled and […]
Chase Claypool – U Mad Bro?
BY: BRIAN WOLF Pittsburgh Steelers wide out Chase Claypool had himself one hell of a rookie season. The former Notre Dame Irish caught 62 passes for 873 yards and 9 scores. Not bad for a rook. It sure does help with you have Ben Roethlisberger throwing the ball 50+ times a game and JuJu-Smith Scheuster […]
Boston Bruins 2021 Season Preview
BY: MARISA KULIS With the new season coming up quick, the Boston Bruins have their work cut out for them. The organization has had a quiet but ugly off season. They didn’t make any noise during free agency and continue to draft poorly. Management took the offer off the table for power-play defensemen, Torey Krug, […]
The Greatest Sabres Player To Never Live: Taro Tsujimoto
BY: PAT KOSTER The NHL tweeted recently, asking, “What’s the greatest hockey name of all time?” I started racking my brain for the best of the best. There’s my personal favorite, Johnny Oduya. There’s the longest-ever full name for an NHLer in Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond. Then there’s some other fun ones to say: Boone Jenner, Jordin […]
Bills’ Fan Pawns Off Future First-Born in Final Effort to Acquire Coveted Playoff Ticket
Authorized and 100% legit reseller, ‘RumpleBillsFan,’ looks on wistfully as he holds the ultra-rare and highly sought-after Buffalo Bills playoff ticket.
The NHL’s Love Affair With Mediocrity
BY: DOMMY CNY What makes the other major professional sports better than hockey? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. At least when it comes to play and performance, that is. THIS. LEAGUE. Let me tell you something that you probably already know about me, I. LOVE. HOCKEY. I really do.. “the sh*t, the violence, the beer, all of it” […]
Casali Files: Top 10 Movies of 2020
BY: JOEY CASALI What a crazy year 2020 has been. From the ongoing pandemic of Covid-19 to the controversial election, it really seemed like we were never going to get a break. But this is not one of those kinds of articles. Film is my past, present, and future. Believe it or not, we did […]
A Farewell to 2020 (Buffalo Bills Edition)
BY: DANFORD It is a truth universally acknowledged that 2020 has been the worst year in recent history. It took so much and gifted us with so little. It acted like a bad first date, ordering an economies’ worth of food and not bothering to chip in for the bill. 2020 would have taken the […]
The Wolf’s Den: #CFBPlayoff Preview
BY: BRIAN WOLF As if fulfilling a college football regular season wasn’t challenging enough, the College Football Playoff committee managed to provide some controversy with their final four selections. We saw plenty of games postponed, and many more cancelled. We saw conferences like the Big Ten and Pac-12 hold out as long as possible before […]
Notre Dame Head Coach Brian Kelly Is Content With Participation Trophies
BY: BRIAN WOLF I thought Brian Kelly was crazy when he threatened to not play in the Rose Bowl if fans were not permitted. Brian Kelly saying that Notre Dame football has nothing to prove is absolutely bonkers! I feel bad for my brother Eric who is a die hard Notre Dame fan. How do […]