New TikTok Dance, the “Boo-Hoo JuJu,” Emerges After Steelers Tough Loss to Bills

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BY: DANFORD

ORCHARD PARK, NY — A new TikTok dance fad, the “Boo-Hoo JuJu,” has emerged across the country, sources reported on Monday.

This comes after the Steelers suffered a reality-inducing loss Sunday night to the Buffalo Bills, an AFC powerhouse. Pittsburgh Steelers WR JuJu Smith-Schuster trotted to centerfield during pre-game warmups and proceeded to dance on the Bills’ logo to “Adderall (Corvette Corvette)” by artist Pop Hunna, a TikTok trend normally executed by e-girls and simps. 

After the game, Bills Mafia was quick to turn Smith-Schuster’s mediocre performance on their logo (and in the game) against him, creating a TikTok trend now known as the “Boo-Hoo JuJu.”

“This new dance is so edge, bro-bro,” said one TikTok influencer, “it’s just a vibe, y’know? As a himbo, I’m not allowed to know much about anything, but I do know this – this trend s l a p s.” 

The “Boo-Hoo JuJu” is comprised of a few different, unique movements. Of them, the most notable were: a “crying” motion with your hands below your eyes accompanied by a saddened expression; a ‘come-on ref, that’s a penalty!’ gesture; and as a grand finale, a slide into the camera, just as the Buffalo Bills’ defense did after their second interception of the night.

These entertaining gesticulations all occur to the ditty of Buffalo’s newest hype song from Styx: a little tune known as “Renegade.” 

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