FOLKS! Hope you are having a great start to your Tuesday, your February and your 2022 respectively. (it’s already 8.4% over, wtf.
Unless you were living under a rock for the past weekend, you enjoyed Joe Burrow ascending the mountain of mainstay and coming back from down 21-3 to beat Mahomes and the Chiefs…but the real quarterback story was the impending retirement of Josh Allen’s favorite quarterback, Thomas H. Brady.
Sure, there was a little drama for Schefter and Darlington when it wasn’t confirmed for 72ish hours…the trolls came in and believe me at TWS we know recently all too well what that’s like. With that said, the evitable became inevitable and earlier this morning Tom pulled the trigger.
Brady’s career in the books. 7 Super Bowls. Endless complaining and bitching to refs. Endless scandals and UGG ads, you gotta be happy that the guy is gonna get to go have some family time. You gotta be happy for the fact that all of his fans get to ride off into the sunset as TB12 rides off–WAIT WHAT
What you see is a nine-tweet chain where Tom Brady announces his retirement, thanks the Bucs personnel, thanks his Bucs teammates and coaches, thanks Alex Guerrero, thanks his family, thanks himself for setting himself up with so many future projects….and thats it.
NOT ONE MENTION OF THE PATRIOTS?!?!? I’VE LITERALLY ASSIGNED OUR INTERNS TO PROOFREAD THIS AGAIN BUT HE RODE OFF INTO THE SUNSET AND BASICALLY FLIPPED THE PATRIOTS THE BIRD!!! NO “Thank you to the organization that brought me up…” no “Thanks to Bill for setting me right….” no “Thanks to Bob Kraft for always being hands off…” NONE OF IT! NONE OF IT!
Seems to me Brady couldn’t give less of a crap about the Patriots or Patriots fans. So congrats on rooting for him for the last two years just to have him ghost you at his biggest moment, dweebs. Look at how desperate they are…
UPDATE: “Everyone’s favorite” Boston fan has chimed in: