BREAKING: Buffalo Bills Sign Local Middle Schooler to Learn the Art of Twitter-Trolling
*This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* Butch “Meany Face” McGavin on the verge of dropping absolute heat towards his teammates. […]