BREAKING: CDC Recommends Sabres Fans Don Paper Bags, Reduce Exposure to Losing
*This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* BY: DANFORD BUFFALO, NY – The CDC issued new safety guidelines this Saturday, specifically […]
Fantasy Baseball Players of the Week (Week 3)
BY: SOME GUY NAMED STEVE Folks! Last week I gave out my player of the week for batters and pitchers in both the American and National Leagues! For this week we have a couple of underrated players in the American League and a two superstars from the National League. Lets get to it! AL Batter: […]